1. Remove any excess happy from the raw meat. Wrap in despair and beat until smiles are invisible. Laughter lessens the visual impact of misery and if present, should be removed too. 
2. Take the white meat and separate it from the red; together the scent of harmony would overpower the zesty punch of hate.
3. Cut love and the ties to nature into 1mm slices and scatter with some wilful exploitation. Put over fire and smoke until blackened and unrecognisable.
4. Combine the despaired meat and blackened love in melting pot. Leave to simmer until spitting and wailing.
5. Pluck dreams from fresh minds. Crush.
6. Take the simmering mixture and spread on a desolate world. Add crushed dreams. Garnish with guilt and terror.
7. Serve.

From my emo phase (age 16). Edgy.